i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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