I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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