I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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