everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.