The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my computer doesn't work...
i puked on it last night
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar