this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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