i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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