that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
