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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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