Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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