so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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