i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ugly people sure do ruin things
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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