You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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