I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
