5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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