I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Where are you guys?
Drunk
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
