It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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