I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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