You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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