I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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