You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You can make out without kissing
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