Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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