My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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