HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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