Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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