Pregnant stripper...not hot.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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