Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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