I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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