no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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