Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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