Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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