Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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