so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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