fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
