Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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