Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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