im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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