hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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