maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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