We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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