Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
