I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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