So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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