Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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