Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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