How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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