S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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