Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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