What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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