So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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