Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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