theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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