I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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