some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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