we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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